Прочитав это, я собрал семью и сказ

Прочитав это, я собрал семью и сказал, что вечером мы устроим пикник во дворе за домом. Мой сын Джордж сказал, что соседи подумают, что мы сошли с ума. А жена поинтересовалась, что я держу под мышкой. Оказалось, что это наше новое одеяло, которое, конечно, нельзя использовать для этой цели.

Результаты (английский) 1:

After reading this, I gathered the family and said that in the evening we will have a picnic in the yard behind the House. My son George said that the neighbors will think we're mad. His wife asked that I keep under the arm. It turned out to be our new quilt, which, of course, cannot be used for this purpose.

Результаты (английский) 2:

After reading this, I gathered the family and said that in the evening we'll have a picnic in the yard behind the house. My son George said that the neighbors will think we're crazy. His wife asked that I keep under my arm. It turned out that this is our new blanket, which, of course, can not be used for this purpose.

Результаты (английский) 3:

after reading it, i gathered the family said, that night, we can have a picnic in the yard of the house. my son, george said that the neighbors will think we are crazy. a wife asked what i'm holding under his arm. it turns outthat's our new quilt, which, of course, cannot be used for this purpose.