A funny thing happened to me last F

A funny thing happened to me last Friday. I'd gone to London to do some shopping. I wanted to get some Christmas presents, and I needed to find some books for my course at college (you see, I'm a student). I caught an early train to London, so by early afternoon I'd bought everything that I wanted. Anyway, I'm not very font of London, all the noise and traffic, and I'd made some arrangements for that evening. So, I took a taxi to Waterloo station. I can't really afford taxis, but I wanted to get the 3.30 train. Unfortunately the taxi got stuck in a traffic jam, and by the time I got to Waterloo, the train had just gone. I had to wait an hour for the next one. I bought an evening newspaper, the ‘Standard’, and wandered over to the station buffet. At that time of day it's nearly empty, so I bought a coffee and a packet of biscuits... chocolate biscuits. I'm very fond of chocolate biscuits. There were plenty of empty tables and I found one near the window. I sat down and began doing the crossword. I always enjoy doing crossword puzzles.After a couple of minutes a man sat down opposite me. There was nothing special about him, except that he was very tall. In fact he looked like a typical city businessman... you know, dark suit and briefcase. I didn't say anything and I carried on with my crossword. Suddenly he reached across the table, opened my packet of biscuits, took one, dipped it into his coffee and popped it into his mouth. I couldn't believe my eyes! I was too shocked to say anything. Anyway, I didn't want to make a fuss, so I decided to ignore it. I always avoid trouble if I can. I just took a biscuit myself and went back to my crossword.When the man took a second biscuit, I didn't look up and I didn't make a sound. I pretended to be very interested in the puzzle. After a couple of minutes, I casually put out my hand, took the last biscuit and glanced at the man. He was staring at me furiously. I nervously put the biscuit in my mouth, and decided to leave. I was ready to get up and go when the man suddenly pushed back his chair, stood up and hurried out of the buffet. I felt very relieved and decided to wait two or three minutes before going myself. I finished my coffee, folded my newspaper and stood up. And there, on the table, where my newspaper had been, was my packet of biscuits.

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A funny thing happened to me last Friday. I'd gone to London to do some shopping. I wanted to get some Christmas presents, and I needed to find some books for my course at college (you see, I'm a student). I caught an early train to London, so by early afternoon I'd bought everything that I wanted. Anyway, I'm not very font of London, all the noise and traffic, and I'd made some arrangements for that evening. So, I took a taxi to Waterloo station. I can't really afford taxis, but I wanted to get the 3.30 train. Unfortunately the taxi got stuck in a traffic jam, and by the time I got to Waterloo, the train had just gone. I had to wait an hour for the next one. I bought an evening newspaper, the ‘Standard’, and wandered over to the station buffet. At that time of day it's nearly empty, so I bought a coffee and a packet of biscuits... chocolate biscuits. I'm very fond of chocolate biscuits. There were plenty of empty tables and I found one near the window. I sat down and began doing the crossword. I always enjoy doing crossword puzzles.
After a couple of minutes a man sat down opposite me. There was nothing special about him, except that he was very tall. In fact he looked like a typical city businessman... you know, dark suit and briefcase. I didn't say anything and I carried on with my crossword. Suddenly he reached across the table, opened my packet of biscuits, took one, dipped it into his coffee and popped it into his mouth. I couldn't believe my eyes! I was too shocked to say anything. Anyway, I didn't want to make a fuss, so I decided to ignore it. I always avoid trouble if I can. I just took a biscuit myself and went back to my crossword.
When the man took a second biscuit, I didn't look up and I didn't make a sound. I pretended to be very interested in the puzzle. After a couple of minutes, I casually put out my hand, took the last biscuit and glanced at the man. He was staring at me furiously. I nervously put the biscuit in my mouth, and decided to leave. I was ready to get up and go when the man suddenly pushed back his chair, stood up and hurried out of the buffet. I felt very relieved and decided to wait two or three minutes before going myself. I finished my coffee, folded my newspaper and stood up. And there, on the table, where my newspaper had been, was my packet of biscuits.

Результаты (английский) 3:

上周五我发生了一件有趣的事。我去伦敦买东西了。我想买些圣诞礼物，我需要找一些书来上大学（你看，我是个学生）。我赶上了去伦敦的早班火车，所以到了下午一大早，我就买了我想要的所有东西。不管怎样，我不太熟悉伦敦，所有的噪音和交通，我已经为那天晚上做了一些安排。于是，我乘出租车去了滑铁卢车站。我买不起出租车，但我想买3.30列火车。不幸的是，出租车被塞车堵住了，当我到达滑铁卢时，火车刚刚开走。我得等一个小时才能下一个。我买了一份晚报——《标准报》，走到车站的自助餐厅。在一天中的那个时候它几乎是空的，所以我买了一杯咖啡和一包饼干。。。巧克力饼干。我非常喜欢巧克力饼干。有很多空桌子，我在窗户旁边找到了一张。我坐下来开始做纵横填字游戏。我总是喜欢玩填字游戏。
几分钟后，一个人坐在我对面。他没有什么特别的地方，除了他很高。事实上他看起来像个典型的城市商人。。。你知道，深色西装和公文包。我什么也没说，继续填纵横字谜。突然，他把手伸到桌子对面，打开我那包饼干，拿了一块，蘸到咖啡里，塞进嘴里。我简直不敢相信我的眼睛！我太震惊了，什么都没说。无论如何，我不想大惊小怪，所以我决定不理它。我总是尽量避免麻烦。我只是自己拿了块饼干，然后回到我的纵横填字游戏。
当那人吃第二块饼干时，我没有抬头，也没有发出声音。我假装对这个谜很感兴趣。几分钟后，我不经意地伸出手，拿起最后一块饼干，瞥了一眼那个人。他怒目而视。我紧张地把饼干放进嘴里，决定离开。我正准备起身走的时候，那人突然推开椅子，站起身来，匆匆走出自助餐。我觉得很放心，决定等两三分钟再自己去。我喝完咖啡，叠好报纸，站了起来。我的报纸放在桌子上的那一包饼干。