Жаркий летний день в Древнем Риме.

Жаркий летний день в Древнем Риме. Философ пересекает Тибр в маленькой лодочке. Во время переправы он спрашивает у лодочника: «Ты когда-нибудь слышал о философии?» «Нет, — отвечает лодочник, — я никогда об этом не слышал. Что это такое?» «Мне очень тебя жаль, — отвечает ученый человек, — ты потерял четверть своей жизни, потому что это очень интересная наука!» Они плывут уже несколько минут, как философ опять спрашивает лодочника: «А ты слышал об астрономии, когда учился в школе?» «Нет, я закончил школу много лет назад и все забыл. Я ничего не помню», — отвечает лодочник. На это философ опять говорит, что ему очень жаль лодочника, и что тот потерял вторую четверть своей жизни. Проходит несколько минут, и философ опять задает лодочнику вопрос: «А слышал ли ты когда-нибудь об алгебре?» И лодочнику приходится сознаться, что он никогда ничего об этом не слышал. «В этом случае ты потерял третью четверть своей жизни», — говорит ученый. В этот момент лодка налетает на большой камень. Лодочник вскакивает и кричит: «Ты когда-нибудь учился плавать?» «Нет, — отвечает ученый, — я никогда не изучал плавание». Лодочник грустно объясняет философу, что тот потерял всю свою жизнь, так как лодка тонет.
Мораль: В повседневной жизни практические умения бывают иногда более необходимы, чем знание многих наук.

Результаты (английский) 1:

Hot summer day in ancient Rome. Philosopher crosses the Tiber River in a small boat. During the crossing, he asked the boatman, "Have you ever heard about philosophy?" "No, - answers the boatman - I never even heard of. What is it? "" I'm sorry for you, - answers learned man - you lost a quarter of his life, because it is very interesting science "They swim for a few minutes, as a philosopher once asked the boatman:" Have you heard about astronomy, when I was in school? "" No, I left school many years ago and forgot everything. I do not remember anything, "- meets the boatman. This philosopher once said that he was very sorry for the boatman, and that he had lost a quarter of a second of his life. It takes several minutes, and philosopher again boatman asks the question: "Did you ever hear about algebra" and boatmen have to admit, that he never nothing about it heard. "In this case you lost the third quarter of his life" - he says. At this moment, the boat runs into a large rock. The boatman jumps up and shouts: "Have you ever learned to swim?" "No, - responsible scientist - I never learned swimming." Boatman sad philosopher explains that he lost his whole life, as the boat is sinking.
Moral: In everyday life, practical skills are sometimes more is needed than the knowledge of many sciences.

Результаты (английский) 2:

Hot summer day in ancient Rome. The philosopher crosses the Tiber in a small boat. During the crossing, he asks the boatman, "Have you ever heard of philosophy?" "No," the boatman replies, "I've never heard of it. What is it?" "I feel sorry for you," the scientist replies, "you've lost a quarter of your life because it's a very interesting science!" "No, I graduated from high school many years ago and forgot everything. I don't remember anything," the boatman replies. To this the philosopher again says that he is very sorry for the boatman, and that he lost the second quarter of his life. A few minutes pass, and the philosopher again asks the boatman the question: "Have you ever heard of algebra?" "In this case, you lost a third of your life," the scientist says. At this point the boat swoops on a large stone. The boatman jumps up and shouts, "Have you ever learned to swim?" "No," the scientist replies, "I've never studied swimming." The boatman sadly explains to the philosopher that he lost his whole life as the boat sinks.
Moral: In everyday life, practical skills are sometimes more necessary than knowledge of many sciences.

Результаты (английский) 3:

On a hot summer day in ancient Rome. The philosopher crossed Tiber in a boat. "Have you heard of philosophy? "No," replied the boatman, "I have never heard of it. what is it? "I'm sorry for you," the scientist replied, "you lost a quarter of your life because it's a very interesting science! They had been sailing for a few minutes, and the philosopher asked the boatman, "did you hear about the literature of heaven when you were studying in school? "No, I graduated from high school many years ago. I forgot all about it. I don't remember anything. " Then the philosopher said that he was very sad for the boatman, who lost his life in the second quarter. After a few minutes, the philosopher asked the boatman, "have you heard of algebra? "The boatman had to admit that he had never heard of it." "In this case, you lose a quarter of your life." Then the ship hit a big stone. The boatman jumped up and shouted, "have you ever learned to swim? "No," replied the scientist, "I have never studied swimming." The boatman sadly explained to the philosopher that he had lost his life because the ship was sinking.
Morality: in daily life, practical skills are sometimes more necessary than many scientific knowledge.